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Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Thornton P. Knowles On His Brush With The Romance Genre

I came across a romance novel in my dentist's waiting room. Leafing through it, I came upon this line: "He barely heard her, his Latin blood boiling and his loins already igniting." This sentence was so wonderfully bad, I committed it to memory.


  1. What happens then? She gets the fire extinguisher? You get a root canal?

  2. I never knew blood boiling could get so loud.