"On their first date he'd asked her how much she thought Edgar Allan Poe's toe nails would sell on eBay, and on their second he paid for subway fare with nickels he fished out of a fountain, but he was otherwise charming and she thought that they could have a perfectly tolerable life together."
Jessica Sasishara's entry in the annual Bulwer-Lytton opening bad sentence contest, 2012
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