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Monday, March 11, 2013

Crime Bulletin: Joe Biden's Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Doctrine

     Roger Alles, the head of the Fox New Channel, recently said that Vice President Joe Biden, a man he knows, is as stupid as an ashtray. I consider this accurate reporting.

     In a February 2013 interview for Field & Steam Magazine, the Vice President touted the shotgun as the best weapon for self-defense. "If you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door," he said. This is bad advice that crosses the stupidity line deep into irresponsible territory. If you don't believe me, ask Oscar Pistorius, the Blade Runner on bail who says he shot his girlfriend to death through his bathroom door because he thought she was an intruder.

     There are hundreds of men serving time in prison for firing blindly through closed doors. In so doing, they killed police officers, firefighters, paramedics, and other people who were not intruders. While some of these homicide defendants panicked and killed by honest mistake, they still went to prison for criminal recklessness.

     But pursuant to the Joe Biden doctrine of shooting first and asking questions later, such through-the-door killings would involve specific, homicidal intent. Know this: There is no such thing in murder as the Joe Biden defense. The Vice President of the United States is telling people to commit criminal homicide. If politicians could be impeached for stupidity, Joe Biden would be out of office.

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